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    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says "Please come over and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says' "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have nice cup of tea, And then....." he sighed, ".....let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.
    " Real Courage Is Being Scared To Death But Saddling-Up Anyway "

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    That was a good one. Thanks, I needed that today.
    Donna B. HCM & ICD. 2 sons with HCM. Brother passed away from HCM at the age of 39. Mother has HCM.

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    • #3
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      i dont get it wat r Frosted Flakes ?

      take care
      *margie*
      Margi*
      http://margi-inskeep.blogspot.com
      Forever Young

      I was diagnosedwith HCM at 6.
      Went into Atrial fibrillation so had a ICD put in at 16
      Went into Heart failure at 17
      Got a heart transplant at 21(2009)

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      • #4
        I got to ask, do you have blonde hair???
        " Real Courage Is Being Scared To Death But Saddling-Up Anyway "

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        • #5
          Do they have Frosted Flakes in New Zealand? Linda

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          • #6
            Margie - I think that they are called "Frosties" and not "Frosted Flakes" in your part of the world. In the U.S. the cereal is called Frosted Flakes and their spokesman is called Tony the Tiger.

            It's one of those jokes that probably loses something in the cultural translation.
            Daughter of Father with HCM
            Diagnosed with HCM 1999.
            Full term pregnancy - Son born 11/01
            ICD implanted 2/03; generator replaced 2/2005 and 2/2012
            Myectomy 8/11/06 - Joe Dearani - Mayo Clinic.

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            • #7
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              ahah no i dont have blound hair !,
              but ooo Frosties o ok i know wat that is, i get it now
              i never heard any one call them Frosted Flakes be4

              take care
              *margie*
              Margi*
              http://margi-inskeep.blogspot.com
              Forever Young

              I was diagnosedwith HCM at 6.
              Went into Atrial fibrillation so had a ICD put in at 16
              Went into Heart failure at 17
              Got a heart transplant at 21(2009)

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