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Things you don't want to hear during Surgery!


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Toogoofy317 non-obstructed hcm, AICD 11-01-02 and 10-6-05 Find out more about Toogoofy317
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  • Things you don't want to hear during Surgery!

    "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
    Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
    Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
    Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
    Hand me that... uh... that uh... thingie
    Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
    Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
    There go the lights again...
    Ya' know... there's big money in kidneys...and this guy's got two of 'em.
    Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
    Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off.
    What's this doing here?
    I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
    That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
    Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
    Sterile, shcmerle. The floor's clean, right?
    What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change?
    OK, now take a picture from this angle.
    This is truly a freak of nature.
    This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
    Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
    Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
    What do you mean, "You want a divorce"!
    FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
    Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
    Isn't this the one with the really lousy insurance

    Mary S.

  • #2
    Now that's funny....

    I think I heard some of those during my surgery.

    " Real Courage Is Being Scared To Death But Saddling-Up Anyway "


    • #3
      \"Hope is disappointment postponed\"

      Dx in 2004, first symptoms 20 years ago? Obstructed, A-fib, family history!

      Combined Morrow and (left atrial) Maze procedures & PVI at St. Antonius Hospital, Netherlands, March 28, 2013.

      Meds (past) propranolol, metoprolol, disopyramide, sotalol, amiodaron, aspirin, dabigatran, acenocoumarol.

      Meds (current) sotalol, dabigatran, furosemide.


      • #4
        Funy Stuff-except for the last one.


        • #5
          Great stuff!
          God Squad co-moderator
          Nothing is as gentle as strength and nothing is as strong as gentleness