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  • Southwest Airlines

    Those of you in the Northeast might not be familiar with Southwest Airlines, a discount carrier which prides itself on cheap fares and timely departures, which is only background to this story:

    A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines
    from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been
    looking out the window) turned to his mother and
    asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have
    baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
    The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told
    her son to ask the stewardess. So the boy asked the
    stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats
    have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby
    planes?" The stewardess responded, "Did your mother
    tell you to ask me?". The boy said, "yes she did".
    "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby
    planes because Southwest always pulls out on time.
    Have your mother explain that to you."
    Jall

    Diagnosed with unobstructed HCM in 2004 after a bad experience playing tennis
    Graduated to obstructed HCM by Dec, 2008.

    Life outside of HCM: Law, Photography, Tennis, Music, raising kids and camping

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    OWWW! that was terrible but hilarious!

    Mary S.

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