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  • #1

    For Dog lovers only...

    10 Dog peeves about humans


    1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at
    all !!!

    2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A DOG, YOU IDIOT!

    3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff
    out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

    4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...
    stop it!

    5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you
    know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

    6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a
    dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food
    chain.

    7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting
    surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

    8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your
    guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

    9. Dog sweaters. Hello ???, Haven't you noticed the fur?

    10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we
    both know the truth, you're just jealous.

    Now lay off me on some of these thing's, We both know
    who's boss here!! (you don't see me picking up your poop do you)???
    Jall

    Diagnosed with unobstructed HCM in 2004 after a bad experience playing tennis
    Graduated to obstructed HCM by Dec, 2008.

    Life outside of HCM: Law, Photography, Tennis, Music, raising kids and camping
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    Too cute!

    I love my dogs, but some of these responses are too close to home. I won't tell you which ones to prevent my dogs (Charlie & Sophie) from being embarrassed by their mommy!

    Thanks for making me smile today!
    Sharon

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    • #3
      very funny.
      It's all OK as long as I get to the BARN!

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      • #4
        These all have been said by my two dogs!!!
        May I always be the kind of person
        my dog thinks I am.

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        • #5
          My dog Benjoi to a tee!

          Leon
          God Squad co-moderator
          Nothing is as gentle as strength and nothing is as strong as gentleness

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