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  • At the risk of offending everyone...

    KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO

    Alabama

    **** Yes, We Have Electricity.

    Alaska

    11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

    Arizona

    But It's A Dry Heat.

    Arkansas

    Literacy Ain't Everything.

    California

    By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

    Colorado

    If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.

    Connecticut

    Like Massachusetts,

    Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.

    Delaware

    We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

    Florida

    Ask Us About Our Grandkids

    And Our Voting Skills.

    Georgia

    We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.

    Hawaii

    Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru

    (Death To Mainland Scum,Leave Your Money)

    Idaho

    More Than Just Potatoes...

    Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

    Illinois

    Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"

    Indiana

    2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

    Iowa

    We Do Amazing Things With Corn

    Kansas

    First Of The Rectangle States

    Kentucky

    Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

    Louisiana

    We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,

    But That's Our Tourism Campaign.

    Maine

    We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

    Maryland

    If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

    Massachusetts

    Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's

    And Our Senators Are More Corrupt!

    Michigan

    First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

    Minnesota

    10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

    Mississippi

    Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

    Missouri

    Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

    Montana

    Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,

    and Honest Elections!

    Nebraska

    Ask About Our State Motto Contest

    Nevada

    Hookers and Poker!

    New Hampshire

    Go Away And Leave Us Alone

    New Jersey

    You Want A ##$%##! Motto?

    I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto

    Right here!

    New Mexico

    Lizards Make Excellent Pets

    New York

    You Have The Right To Remain Silent,

    You Have The Right

    To An Attorney...And No Right To Self Defense!

    North Carolina

    Tobacco Is A Vegetable

    North Dakota

    We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

    Ohio

    At Least We're Not Michigan

    Oklahoma

    Like The Play, But No Singing

    Oregon

    Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner

    Pennsylvania

    Cook With Coal

    Rhode Island

    We're Not REALLY An Island

    South Carolina

    Remember The Civil War?

    Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet

    South Dakota

    Closer Than North Dakota

    Tennessee

    Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum.

    Texas

    Se Hablo Ingles

    Utah

    Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

    Vermont

    Ay, Yep

    Virginia

    Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

    Washington

    Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!

    West Virginia

    One Big Happy Family...Really!

    Wisconsin

    Come Cut Cheese!

    Wyoming

    Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared

    &

    The District of Columbia

    The Work-Free Drug Place
    Jall

    Diagnosed with unobstructed HCM in 2004 after a bad experience playing tennis
    Graduated to obstructed HCM by Dec, 2008.

    Life outside of HCM: Law, Photography, Tennis, Music, raising kids and camping

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    That was great!

    Mary

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