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  • Baptist Cowgirl

    A cowgirl, who is visiting Texas from Arkansas,
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    >> walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. She
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    >> sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of
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    >> each one in turn.
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    >> When she finishes them, she comes back to the bar
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    >> and orders three more.
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    >> The bartender approaches and tells the cowgirl, "You
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    >> know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would
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    >> taste better if you bought one at a time."
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    >> The cowgirl replies, "Well, you see, I have two
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    >> sisters. One is in Australia, the other is in
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    >> Dublin. When we all left our home in Arkansas, we
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    >> promised that we'd drink this way to remember the
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    >> days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one
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    >> beer for each of my sisters and one for myself."
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    >> The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and
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    >> leaves it there. The cowgirl becomes a regular in
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    >> the bar, and always drinks the same way. She orders
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    >> three mugs and drinks them in turn.
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    >> One day, she comes in and only orders two mugs. All
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    >> the regulars take notice and fall silent. When she
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    >> comes back to the bar for the second round, the
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    >> bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your
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    >> grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your
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    >> loss."


    > The cowgirl looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a
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    >> light dawns in her eyes and she laughs.
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    >> "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," she explains,
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    >> "It's just that my husband and I joined the Baptist
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    >> Church and I had to quit drinking."
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    >> "Hasn't affected my sisters though."

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    Jall

    Diagnosed with unobstructed HCM in 2004 after a bad experience playing tennis
    Graduated to obstructed HCM by Dec, 2008.

    Life outside of HCM: Law, Photography, Tennis, Music, raising kids and camping

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    I like it...funny stuff
    " Real Courage Is Being Scared To Death But Saddling-Up Anyway "

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    • #3
      :P good one*mike
      One day at a time.

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        Esther

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