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  • colonoscopy

    A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his
    patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

    1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man
    has gone before!"

    2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

    3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

    4."Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

    5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

    6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

    7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."

    8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

    9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"

    10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

    11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

    12. "God, Now I know why I am not gay."

    And the best one of them all...

    13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up
    there."

    just a little more medical humor

  • #2
    NOW, that's funny...


    Tigger1
    " Real Courage Is Being Scared To Death But Saddling-Up Anyway "

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    • #3


      Reenie
      Reenie

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      Husband has HCM.
      3 kids - ages 23, 21, & 19. All presently clear of HCM.

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      • #4
        That is a good one but i have heard it before

        Shirley


        Diagnosed 2003
        Myectomy 2-23-2004
        Husband: Ken
        Son: John diagnosed 2004
        Daughter: Janet (free of HCM)

        Grandchildren: Drew 15,Aaron 13,Karen 9,Connor 9

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        • #5
          So I went in for a colonospopy and said, "Hi doc. Would you mind if we didn't shake hands?"

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          • #6
            Burton

            Welcome back buddy we've missed you around here
            Diagnosed 2003
            Myectomy 2-23-2004
            Husband: Ken
            Son: John diagnosed 2004
            Daughter: Janet (free of HCM)

            Grandchildren: Drew 15,Aaron 13,Karen 9,Connor 9

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            • #7
              Hi Burton! Welcome home! I trust you are well.
              Leon
              God Squad co-moderator
              Nothing is as gentle as strength and nothing is as strong as gentleness

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