A New Scam

[Debbie]

A new scam is happening daily, be aware and ready:

If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a survey on deer ticks and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!!

IT IS A SCAM; they only want to see you naked.

I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid now.

[Lisa Salberg]

Oh my that was a scam



Lisa

[everlastingbaby]

I Thought they were serious i did that survey! :P

[shirleymahoney]

OH MY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is funny everytime i read it

Shirley

[Tigger1]

It's not a scam. I really am interested in deer ticks, a little bit...

[Ronnie]

What if you really do have deer ticks?

[Burton Borrok]

Ronnie,
If you really do have deer ticks you should check for the start of antlers. (I thought everybody knew that.)

By the way, last week a woman came to my door conducting just such a survey. Believe it or not – she gave me five dollars just to put my cloths back on. I guess I’ve heard too many ticks - and too many tocks - since I was born. She had me all worked up – but I guess I’ll just have to keep relying on my fading memory.

Here ticky, ticky, tick.
Burt

[Ronnie]

Burt-
I really thought the "antlers" were an improvement over some of the other things that are happenning to my body. It's another spot to accessorize!

[michael obrien]

Debbie I dont know you but you sound like a lot of fun.I hope your going to the convention I think if your coming we might be able to persuade burton to go.any one who could think of that would be the life of the party thanks for the laugh mike

[Debbie]

Hey Mike,

Unfortunately, I can't come this year. I will be in Mexico at that time. My daughter is graduating from high school this year, and we are taking her to Mexico to celebrate.

I really wanted to try to come, too.

Maybe next year. You guys have fun, though.

Debbie