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Why the sun lightens your hair but darkens your skin?
Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouths closed?
Why you never see the headline, “Psychic Wins Lottery!”?
Why ‘abbreviated’ is such a long word?
Why doctors and lawyers call what they do, ‘practice’?
Why bottled lemon juice has artificial flavoring and dish washing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests your money is called a Broker?
Why the time of slowest traffic is called ‘Rush Hour’?
Why there isn’t mouse flavored cat food?
Why Noah didn’t swat those two mosquitoes?
Why they sterilize the needles used for lethal injections?
Why they don’t make entire airplanes out of the indestructible material they use for those ‘Black Boxes’?
Why sheep don’t shrink in the rain?
Why they are called apartments, when they are all stuck together?
Why, if flying is so safe, do they call airports ‘terminals’?
Why the sun lightens your hair but darkens your skin?
Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouths closed?
Why you never see the headline, “Psychic Wins Lottery!”?
Why ‘abbreviated’ is such a long word?
Why doctors and lawyers call what they do, ‘practice’?
Why bottled lemon juice has artificial flavoring and dish washing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests your money is called a Broker?
Why the time of slowest traffic is called ‘Rush Hour’?
Why there isn’t mouse flavored cat food?
Why Noah didn’t swat those two mosquitoes?
Why they sterilize the needles used for lethal injections?
Why they don’t make entire airplanes out of the indestructible material they use for those ‘Black Boxes’?
Why sheep don’t shrink in the rain?
Why they are called apartments, when they are all stuck together?
Why, if flying is so safe, do they call airports ‘terminals’?
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