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    Have You Ever Wondered -

    Have You Ever Wondered -

    Why the sun lightens your hair but darkens your skin?
    Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouths closed?
    Why you never see the headline, “Psychic Wins Lottery!”?
    Why ‘abbreviated’ is such a long word?
    Why doctors and lawyers call what they do, ‘practice’?
    Why bottled lemon juice has artificial flavoring and dish washing liquid is made with real lemons?
    Why the man who invests your money is called a Broker?
    Why the time of slowest traffic is called ‘Rush Hour’?
    Why there isn’t mouse flavored cat food?
    Why Noah didn’t swat those two mosquitoes?
    Why they sterilize the needles used for lethal injections?
    Why they don’t make entire airplanes out of the indestructible material they use for those ‘Black Boxes’?
    Why sheep don’t shrink in the rain?
    Why they are called apartments, when they are all stuck together?
    Why, if flying is so safe, do they call airports ‘terminals’?
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    Burt

    I have heard that one before, but it is good

    Shirley
    Diagnosed 2003
    Myectomy 2-23-2004
    Husband: Ken
    Son: John diagnosed 2004
    Daughter: Janet (free of HCM)

    Grandchildren: Drew 15,Aaron 13,Karen 9,Connor 9

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      OK Shirley,
      But did you hear about the time my son Steven was in the hospital, and I wanted to get some Chup as a treat for his cat that was stuck in the house alone?

      I went to the pet store and looked all over the shelves but could not find any Chup for his cat. Finally I went to the cashier at the front of the store and asked if they carried any Chup for cats. The cashier drew herself up and in a haughty voice responded, “I’m sorry sir, but we do not sell cat-chup here, - try the supermarket.”
      Burt

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