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    Husbands

    One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma." And they say blondes are dumb...
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    A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world" The woman says, "I'll miss you..."
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    "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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    He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I have wanted to make love to you really badly. She said - Well, you succeeded.
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    He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
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    Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor
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    A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been such a devoted couple she would grant each of them a very special wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands. The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger than me .. Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!! Gotta love that fairy!
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    AND THE BEST ONE YET... A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST:
    * She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
    * Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
    * Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
    * Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
    * And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
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    A PRAYER.... Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
    Every great thing that has ever happened since the beginning of time has started as a single thought in someones mind.
    So if you are capable of thought then you are capable of great things
    Good luck and stay well.
    Glen

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