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  • Don't Mess With Grandma

    DON'T MESS WITH GRANDMA

    This is a true story...

    An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car,
    found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her
    shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"

    The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like
    mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into driver's seat.

    She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She
    tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why.

    A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces
    farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police
    station.. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing.

    He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were
    reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less
    than five feet tall, glasses, curly blue/white hair, and carrying a large
    handgun

    No charges were filed.

    If you're going to have a Senior Moment, might as well make it a memorable one!

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    Re: Don't Mess With Grandma

    Burt,

    I needed that! I am positively screaming with laughter and just realized the windows are open. So, hopefully the neighbors are getting a good laugh at me as well.

    Thanks, Rhoda

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      Re: Don't Mess With Grandma

      Burt-

      You made everyone in my office laugh this morning - thank you!!

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