Another Blond Joke

[Glen Beamish]

Re: Another Blond Joke

That was good

[Heartmans Wife]

Even though I am a blond (albeit with help now-a-days) this one gave me a chuckle.

Ange


A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool
And orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells
to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell
That joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind,
that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 200 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
weight-lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister, do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares:
"Nah...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."