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  • Another Blond Joke

    Even though I am a blond (albeit with help now-a-days) this one gave me a chuckle.

    Ange


    A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool
    And orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells
    to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

    The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.

    In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell
    That joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind,
    that you should know five things:

    1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
    3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 200 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
    weight-lifter.
    5. The lady to your right is blonde and is a professional wrestler.

    Now think about it seriously, Mister, do you still wanna tell that joke?"

    The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares:
    "Nah...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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    Re: Another Blond Joke

    That was good
    Every great thing that has ever happened since the beginning of time has started as a single thought in someones mind.
    So if you are capable of thought then you are capable of great things
    Good luck and stay well.
    Glen

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