Eighty

[Tigger1]

Re: Eighty

THIS ONE WAS GREAT. kEEP UP THE GOOD WORK BURTON...

TIGGER1

[Burton Borrok]

YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS ONE!!!!!!


I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and
exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"



He asked, "well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer or wine?" "Oh no", I
replied. "I've never done either."



Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I said, "No, I heard that all red meat is very unhealthy



"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf / sailing /
ballooning / motorcycling / rock climbing?" "No I don't", I said.



He said, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or sexually fool around?"
"No", I said. "I have never done any of those things.



He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a damn if you live to be
80?"