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Medical Daffynitions


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Burton Borrok
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  • Medical Daffynitions

    1. ARTERY The study of fine paintings
    2. BARIUM What you do when CPR fails
    3. CESAREAN SECTION A district in old Rome
    4. COLIC A kind of sheep dog
    5. COMA A punctuation mark used in writing
    6. CONGENITAL Very friendly
    7. DILATE To live a very long time
    8. FESTER The opposite of slower
    9. G.I. Series Military baseball play-offs
    10. GRIPPE An old fashioned suitcase
    11. HANGNAIL The usual coat hook
    12. MEDICAL STAFF A doctor’s cane
    13. MINOR OPERATION Digging for gold
    14. MORBID A much higher offer
    15. NITRATE Usually lower then the day rate
    16. NODE Was aware of
    17. ORGANIC Kind of music played in church
    18. OUTPATIENT A person who has fainted
    19. POST-OPERATIVE A letter carrier
    20. PROTEIN Very tolerant of young people
    21. SECRETION A tendency to hide things
    22. SEROLOGY The study of English knighthood
    23. TABLET A small table
    24. URINE Opposite of you’re out

  • #2
    Re: Medical Daffynitions

    Thanks, Burt. Now I know why I couldn't understand the journal articles I was reading about HCM....my definitions were all wrong! Great post.



    • #3
      Re: Medical Daffynitions


      Those were absolutely Hilarious! I printed them & took them to my Cardia Rehab - so you've made a lot of people Laugh!

      This clarafied the reason it took so long to diagnose & treat me, in the past!


      • #4
        Re: Medical Daffynitions

        ~ CUTE ~


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