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  • How to clean the toilet

    If anyone is part of PETA this might not be of interest to you. It is, however, good for a chuckle.

    Leon

    HOW TO CLEAN YOUR TOILET

    1. Put both the lid and seat of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of
    pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

    2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
    bathroom.

    3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the
    lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

    4. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the
    noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

    5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a
    "power-wash" and "rinse".

    6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that
    there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

    7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the
    lid.

    8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the
    bathroom, and run outside where he will frantically lick his coat until
    it's dry.

    9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

    Sincerely,
    The Dog
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    God Squad co-moderator
    Nothing is as gentle as strength and nothing is as strong as gentleness

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    Re: How to clean the toilet

    Will this work with a TIGGER....


    Patrick Ekardt
    (Tigger1)
    " Real Courage Is Being Scared To Death But Saddling-Up Anyway "

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