If anyone is part of PETA this might not be of interest to you. It is, however, good for a chuckle.
Leon
HOW TO CLEAN YOUR TOILET
1. Put both the lid and seat of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of
pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the
lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the
noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a
"power-wash" and "rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that
there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the
lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the
bathroom, and run outside where he will frantically lick his coat until
it's dry.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
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Leon
HOW TO CLEAN YOUR TOILET
1. Put both the lid and seat of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of
pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the
lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the
noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a
"power-wash" and "rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that
there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the
lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the
bathroom, and run outside where he will frantically lick his coat until
it's dry.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
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