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  • Three Little Pigs

    Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

    "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
    "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.

    "I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.

    The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

    "I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.
    "I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.

    "I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.

    The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

    "I want a banana split," said the first piggy.
    "I want a root beer float," said the second piggy.
    "I want water, lots and lots of water," exclaimed the third little piggy.

    "Pardon me for asking," said the waiter! to the third little piggy, "but why have you only ordered water all evening?"


    You're gonna LOVE this...

    The third piggy says -

    "Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"









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    So if you are capable of thought then you are capable of great things
    Good luck and stay well.
    Glen

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    Re: Three Little Pigs

    OH my... I am speechless
    Knowledge is power ... Stay informed!
    YOU can make a difference - all you have to do is try!

    Dx age 12 current age 46 and counting!
    lost: 5 family members to HCM (SCD, Stroke, CHF)
    Others diagnosed living with HCM (or gene +) include - daughter, niece, nephew, cousin, sister and many many friends!
    Therapy - ICD (implanted 97, 01, 04 and 11, medication
    Currently not obstructed
    Complications - unnecessary pacemaker and stroke (unrelated to each other)

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      Re: Three Little Pigs

      That third little piggy must be drinking Canada Dry. It won’t be long now before the big bad wolf becomes his chaser. - - - - That was a good one Glen.
      Burt

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        Re: Three Little Pigs

        You mean add a little bit.
        Geez were corny.
        Every great thing that has ever happened since the beginning of time has started as a single thought in someones mind.
        So if you are capable of thought then you are capable of great things
        Good luck and stay well.
        Glen

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