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    More Hmmmmmm

    Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, I think I'll squeeze those dangly things there, and drink whatever comes out?

    Who was the first person to say, see that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt.

    Why is there light in the fridge and not the freezer?

    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why write a song about him?

    Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

    Why do people point to their wrists when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

    Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

    This is for Mary to answer. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

    If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

    If quizzes are quizzical, are tests, testicals??

    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

    Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

    Quit singing and read on...

    Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him out in a car he sticks his head out the window?

    Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
    Every great thing that has ever happened since the beginning of time has started as a single thought in someones mind.
    So if you are capable of thought then you are capable of great things
    Good luck and stay well.
    Glen
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    Re: More Hmmmmmm

    OK Glenn. The story on Goofy! Goofy is not completly a dog he is called a Man-dog. Same goes for Max his son. Goofy was origionally named Dippity Dog. He was in some of the very early Disney cartoons. But he actually originated even more so from Clarabell Cow. So I wonder if you could Milk Goofy

    Mary S.

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      Re: More Hmmmmmm

      I knew there had to be a perfectly good reason.
      Milk Goofy, I won't touch that one.
      Every great thing that has ever happened since the beginning of time has started as a single thought in someones mind.
      So if you are capable of thought then you are capable of great things
      Good luck and stay well.
      Glen

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      • #4
        Re: More Hmmmmmm

        Lobster...thats the one that gets me....
        Who said..."looks good lets eat it!"

        Well in short I am not sure who it was but I thanks them!!!!!!!!!

        Lisa
        Knowledge is power ... Stay informed!
        YOU can make a difference - all you have to do is try!

        Dx age 12 current age 46 and counting!
        lost: 5 family members to HCM (SCD, Stroke, CHF)
        Others diagnosed living with HCM (or gene +) include - daughter, niece, nephew, cousin, sister and many many friends!
        Therapy - ICD (implanted 97, 01, 04 and 11, medication
        Currently not obstructed
        Complications - unnecessary pacemaker and stroke (unrelated to each other)

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          Re: More Hmmmmmm

          Did you know that they originally thought tomatoes were poisonous? Guess who figured out they weren't.

          George Washington. I wonder if he did it in office? HMMM lets see... Everyone says its poisonous lets taste it!


          Mary S.

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            Tomatoes were known as Poison Apples – and they were. Pewter plates were in very common use in those days, and the acid in the tomato would leech the lead out of the plate, and people would die of the lead poisoning.

            I guess good old George, (a rich planter after all) observed that tomatoes could be eaten safely off the vine, and found they were not poisonous if eaten off a china plate either. I wonder how many people still use pewter tableware.
            Burt

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            • #7
              Re: More Hmmmmmm

              I like the one about Wile E. Coyote. He did come up with alot of crap to catch that roadrunner.
              Wow, we can get a history lesson on the board too. Never knew about goofy either. What a diverse and eclectic gang we have here. Ya gotta love these folks!!!

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