Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, I think I'll squeeze those dangly things there, and drink whatever comes out?
Who was the first person to say, see that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt.
Why is there light in the fridge and not the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why write a song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
Why do people point to their wrists when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
This is for Mary to answer. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If quizzes are quizzical, are tests, testicals??
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Quit singing and read on...
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him out in a car he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
Who was the first person to say, see that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt.
Why is there light in the fridge and not the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why write a song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
Why do people point to their wrists when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
This is for Mary to answer. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If quizzes are quizzical, are tests, testicals??
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Quit singing and read on...
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him out in a car he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
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