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What was Jesus?


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  • What was Jesus?

    There are 3 good arguments Jesus was black.
    1 He called everyone 'Brother"
    2 He liked gospel.
    3 He couldn't get a fair trial.

    But then there are 3 equally good arguments he was jewish
    1 He went into his fathers business.
    2 He lived at home until he was 33.
    3 He was sure his mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

    But then there are 3 equally good arguments he was Italian.
    1 He talked with his hands.
    2 He had wine with every meal.
    3 He used Olive Oil.

    But then there are 3 equally good arguments that he was a Californian.
    1 He never cut his hair.
    2 He walked around baerfoot all the time.
    3 He started a new religion.

    But then there are 3 equally good arguments he was Irish.
    1 He never got married.
    2 He was always telling stories.
    3 He loved green pastures.

    But the most compelling evidence of all, 3 proofs that Jesus was a women.
    1 She fed a crowd at a momenst notice when there was no food.
    2 She kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
    3 And even when she was dead, she had to get up because there was more work to do!
    Every great thing that has ever happened since the beginning of time has started as a single thought in someones mind.
    So if you are capable of thought then you are capable of great things
    Good luck and stay well.