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Adam & Eve


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  • Adam & Eve

    God said to Adam, Adam, I have something I need you to do.
    Lord, I'll do whatever you want.
    Adam, I need you to go down into the valley.
    Lord, what is a valley? The Lord told Adam what a valley was.
    Then I need you to go across the river.
    Lord, what is a river? The Lord told Adam what a river was.
    Then I need you to go up the hill.
    Lord, what is a hill? The lord told Adam what a hill was.
    Over the hill you will find a cave, I need you to go into the cave.
    Lord, what is a cave? The Lord told Adam what a cave was.
    In the cave you will find a women named Eve, I want you to reproduce with her.
    Lord, what is reproduce? The Lord explained to Adam how to reproduce.
    So Adam went into the valley, across the river, over the hill and into the cave.
    Five minutes later he returned.
    The Lord asked, why are you back so quickly?
    Lord, what is a headache?
    Every great thing that has ever happened since the beginning of time has started as a single thought in someones mind.
    So if you are capable of thought then you are capable of great things
    Good luck and stay well.

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    Re: Adam & Eve

    Now let me tell you that joke with a Jewish twist.

    A women is lying in bed reading a book when her husband walks up to her. . .

    “What’s that?”

    “Well dear, I brought you a glass of water and two aspirin for your headache.”

    “I don’t have a headache.”