God said to Adam, Adam, I have something I need you to do.
Lord, I'll do whatever you want.
Adam, I need you to go down into the valley.
Lord, what is a valley? The Lord told Adam what a valley was.
Then I need you to go across the river.
Lord, what is a river? The Lord told Adam what a river was.
Then I need you to go up the hill.
Lord, what is a hill? The lord told Adam what a hill was.
Over the hill you will find a cave, I need you to go into the cave.
Lord, what is a cave? The Lord told Adam what a cave was.
In the cave you will find a women named Eve, I want you to reproduce with her.
Lord, what is reproduce? The Lord explained to Adam how to reproduce.
So Adam went into the valley, across the river, over the hill and into the cave.
Five minutes later he returned.
The Lord asked, why are you back so quickly?
Lord, what is a headache?
Lord, I'll do whatever you want.
Adam, I need you to go down into the valley.
Lord, what is a valley? The Lord told Adam what a valley was.
Then I need you to go across the river.
Lord, what is a river? The Lord told Adam what a river was.
Then I need you to go up the hill.
Lord, what is a hill? The lord told Adam what a hill was.
Over the hill you will find a cave, I need you to go into the cave.
Lord, what is a cave? The Lord told Adam what a cave was.
In the cave you will find a women named Eve, I want you to reproduce with her.
Lord, what is reproduce? The Lord explained to Adam how to reproduce.
So Adam went into the valley, across the river, over the hill and into the cave.
Five minutes later he returned.
The Lord asked, why are you back so quickly?
Lord, what is a headache?
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