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    Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down. - Jimmy Durante

    There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man; and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem. - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

    Give me chastity and continence; - but not yet. - Saint Augustine (354-430)

    First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. - Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)
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    Two guys are moving about in a Wal-Mart when their carts collide. One says to the other, "Excuse me, but I'm looking for my wife."

    "What a coincidence, so am I, and I'm getting a little desperate."

    "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"

    "She's tall, with dark hair, long legs, firm boobs, and a tight butt. What's your wife look like?"

    "Never mind, let's look for yours."

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    The definition of "Brave" is:

    A man coming home late, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on his collar, and slapping his wife on the butt and saying : “You're next!"

    Or is that the definition of “Suicidal?”

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    Love to start the day with laughter in my tummy and a smile on my face. Thanks for the post. Joyce
    \"We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.\"
    Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

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      Re: Some quotes and stuff.

      Some more quotes . . .

      Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame. - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)

      The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. - Niels Bohr (1885-1962)

      Talent does what it can; genius does what it must. - Edward George Bulwer-Lytton (1803-1873)

      You can pretend to be serious; you can’t pretend to be witty. - Sacha Guitry (1885-1957)

      Not only is there no God; but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen (1935-)

      There are people in the world so hungry that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)

      Don’t let it end like this. Tell them I said something. - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)

      Love is friendship set on fire. - Jeremy Taylor

      It is better to be feared than loved; if you cannot be both. - Niccolo Machiavelli (1469-1527); "The Prince"

      Thank you for sending me a copy of your book – I’ll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas (1900-1966)

      He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

      I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

      If I were two-faced; would I be wearing this one? - Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)

      From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

      Once you eliminate the impossible whatever remains no matter how improbable must be the truth. - Sherlock Holmes (by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle 1859-1930)

      To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

      Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis. - Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)

      In any contest between power and patience bet on patience. - W.B. Prescott

      No one can earn a million dollars honestly. - William Jennings Bryan (1860-1925)

      A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. - Helen Rowland (1876-1950)

      Everywhere I go I’m asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don’t stifle enough of them. - Flannery O’Connor (1925-1964)

      The best way to predict the future is to invent it. - Alan Kay

      Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. – Perelman

      A witty saying proves nothing. - Voltaire (1694-1778)

      The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. - General George Patton (1885-1945)

      We didn’t lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

      Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)

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        In theory; there is no difference between theory and practice. But; in practice; there is. - Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut

        Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

        He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

        In the End; we will remember not the words of our enemies; but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)

        It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. - Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)

        Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)

        In America; anybody can be president. That’s one of the risks you take. - Adlai Stevenson (1900-1965)

        I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain (1835-1910)

        Who the **** wants to hear actors talk? - H. M. Warner (1881-1958); founder of Warner Brothers; in 1927

        The full use of your powers along lines of excellence. - definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)

        Never mistake motion for action. - Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961)

        Reality is merely an illusion; albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

        Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. - Abba Eban (1915-2002)

        We all agree that your theory is crazy; but is it crazy enough? - Niels Bohr (1885-1962)

        The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. - Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)

        A man cant be too careful in the choice of his enemies. - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

        The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds and the pessimist fears this is true. - James Branch Cabell

        Assassins! - Arturo Toscanini (1867-1957) to his orchestra

        Copy from one; its plagiarism; copy from two; its research. - Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)

        When you gaze long into the abyss the abyss also gazes into you. - Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

        Wit is educated insolence. - Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)

        A poem is never finished only abandoned. - Paul Valery (1871-1945)

        Any man who is under 30; and is not a liberal; has not heart; and any man who is over 30; and is not a conservative; has no brains. - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

        If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody - come sit next to me. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth (1884-1980)

        There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson; president; chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp.; 1977

        What do you take me for an idiot? - General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970) when a journalist asked him if he was happy

        The concept is interesting and well-formed; but in order to earn better than a C; the idea must be feasible. - A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smiths paper proposing a reliable overnight delivery service (Smith went on to found Federal Express Corp.)

        It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man. - Professor Scott Elledge on his retirement from Cornell

        Blessed is the man who having nothing to say abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. - George Eliot (1819-1880)

        A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller (1874-1960)

        And I looked and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death and **** followed with him. - Revelations 6:8

        I’m not a member of any organized political party; I’m a Democrat! - Will Rogers (1879-1935)

        Maybe this world is another planets ****. - Aldous Huxley (1894-1963)

        Some editors are failed writers; but so are most writers. - T. S. Eliot (1888-1965)

        Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

        I am not young enough to know everything. - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

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          Burt, I love reading little tidbits like these.
          Thanks
          Every great thing that has ever happened since the beginning of time has started as a single thought in someones mind.
          So if you are capable of thought then you are capable of great things
          Good luck and stay well.
          Glen

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