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  • Olympics Lover

    A man was thrilled when his soon to be wife stated that she makes love like an olympic athelete.
    WOW the man exclaimed, does that mean you make love slow and steady like a marathon runner?
    No said the wife, that's not what I mean.
    So, does it mean you make love fast and exlposive like a 100 meter sprinter?
    No said the wife, that's not what I mean either.
    Well said the man does it mean you make love like the grace of a women gymnist?
    No said the wife again.
    Frustrated the man says, well what does it mean?
    It means I do it every four years.
    Every great thing that has ever happened since the beginning of time has started as a single thought in someones mind.
    So if you are capable of thought then you are capable of great things
    Good luck and stay well.

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    Re: Olympics Lover

    Hey, consistency should count for something. You know, as I grew older I found that sex isn’t everything - - - Damn!