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He's Ba-a-ck


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Burton Borrok
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  • He's Ba-a-ck

    Well at long last my suppliers broke down and sent me a few more jokes – I hope you enjoy them.

    A little old lady was walking up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex."

    She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex." He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup."

    80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!" An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?" Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough."

    How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue...
    and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake?

    Where did the glue go?


    You know darn well where it went!
    That's what makes the cake stick to your BUTT

    A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee". The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

    The wife replies, "No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Her husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."

    So she fetches the Bible, and opens it to the New Testament and shows him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says, "HEBREWS”.

    Burt Borrok

    When I was a new arrival
    And crawled across the floor
    Time was very good to me
    Forever there was more.

    The twenties saw me through my schools
    And into married life
    The clock was ticking faster now
    Life marching to a fife.

    The forties saw the kids start out
    Each in their own new race
    Time and I were marching now
    With a quick and steady pace.

    The sixties saw retirement
    And time at last to play
    And yet I find in looking back
    I had fun every day.

    The eighties now are looming large
    And this much I must say
    I've had a lovely visit
    But really, I can't stay.

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    Thanks Burt! I was begining to think the jokes were over

    Keep em coming!
    Knowledge is power ... Stay informed!
    YOU can make a difference - all you have to do is try!

    Dx age 12 current age 46 and counting!
    lost: 5 family members to HCM (SCD, Stroke, CHF)
    Others diagnosed living with HCM (or gene +) include - daughter, niece, nephew, cousin, sister and many many friends!
    Therapy - ICD (implanted 97, 01, 04 and 11, medication
    Currently not obstructed
    Complications - unnecessary pacemaker and stroke (unrelated to each other)


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