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  • In the Swim.

    Well, I have the words, I’m just not sure of their order. Do I say, “Sorry, another Blond joke.” Or do I say, “Another sorry Blond joke?” Anyway, here it is. . .

    There was a competition to swim from Santa Monica to Catalina doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde. After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest breaststroker. About 40 minutes later, the Redhead crawled onto shore and was declared the second place finisher. Nearly 4 hours after that, the blonde finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers. When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied, "I don't want to sound like I'm a sore loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms."

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    Re: In the Swim.

    My daughter cured her father of blonde joke:



    She said dad why are most blonde jokes One Liners



    She said so men could understand them

    That was the end of his blonde jokes around her anyway

    Shirley
    Diagnosed 2003
    Myectomy 2-23-2004
    Husband: Ken
    Son: John diagnosed 2004
    Daughter: Janet (free of HCM)

    Grandchildren: Drew 15,Aaron 13,Karen 9,Connor 9

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