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    Was I speeding???

    A woman was obviously speeding one day when she was pulled over by a police officer.

    Officer: May I have your license?

    Woman: No I lost it after my 3rd DUI

    Officer: May I have your registration?

    Woman: No, I do not believe in registration

    Officer: May I look in your car?

    Woman: yeh but I warn you I have killed my X-husband and his body is in the trunk.

    At this point the Officer calls for back up….Cars are everywhere – lights flashing…
    The Chief of police approaches the woman.

    Chief: May I see your driver’s license?
    Woman: Sure here it is.
    The chief is now confused and asks for the registration.

    Woman: Sure here it is.

    At this point an officer yells…

    “chief there is nothing in the trunk?!?!”

    The woman than says to the Chief…

    I bet he told you I was speeding too!
    Knowledge is power ... Stay informed!
    YOU can make a difference - all you have to do is try!

    Dx age 12 current age 46 and counting!
    lost: 5 family members to HCM (SCD, Stroke, CHF)
    Others diagnosed living with HCM (or gene +) include - daughter, niece, nephew, cousin, sister and many many friends!
    Therapy - ICD (implanted 97, 01, 04 and 11, medication
    Currently not obstructed
    Complications - unnecessary pacemaker and stroke (unrelated to each other)
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    Re: Was I speeding???

    Lisa,
    Great joke. I had forgotten it, but it does deserve remembering. Laughed all over again.
    Thanks,
    Burt

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