A woman was obviously speeding one day when she was pulled over by a police officer.
Officer: May I have your license?
Woman: No I lost it after my 3rd DUI
Officer: May I have your registration?
Woman: No, I do not believe in registration
Officer: May I look in your car?
Woman: yeh but I warn you I have killed my X-husband and his body is in the trunk.
At this point the Officer calls for back up….Cars are everywhere – lights flashing…
The Chief of police approaches the woman.
Chief: May I see your driver’s license?
Woman: Sure here it is.
The chief is now confused and asks for the registration.
Woman: Sure here it is.
At this point an officer yells…
“chief there is nothing in the trunk?!?!”
The woman than says to the Chief…
I bet he told you I was speeding too!
Officer: May I have your license?
Woman: No I lost it after my 3rd DUI
Officer: May I have your registration?
Woman: No, I do not believe in registration
Officer: May I look in your car?
Woman: yeh but I warn you I have killed my X-husband and his body is in the trunk.
At this point the Officer calls for back up….Cars are everywhere – lights flashing…
The Chief of police approaches the woman.
Chief: May I see your driver’s license?
Woman: Sure here it is.
The chief is now confused and asks for the registration.
Woman: Sure here it is.
At this point an officer yells…
“chief there is nothing in the trunk?!?!”
The woman than says to the Chief…
I bet he told you I was speeding too!
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