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  • In Passing

    A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

    A little while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

    The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine."

    The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water....
    If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."

    The little boy replied, "You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's behind - he'll pass a Harley Davidson."

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    if you dab some of that turpentine on my behind, I'll pass the cat!
    Lisa\'s favorite (and smarter) big brother.

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      Really Lar? I would like to see the race

      Your loving sister
      Knowledge is power ... Stay informed!
      YOU can make a difference - all you have to do is try!

      Dx age 12 current age 46 and counting!
      lost: 5 family members to HCM (SCD, Stroke, CHF)
      Others diagnosed living with HCM (or gene +) include - daughter, niece, nephew, cousin, sister and many many friends!
      Therapy - ICD (implanted 97, 01, 04 and 11, medication
      Currently not obstructed
      Complications - unnecessary pacemaker and stroke (unrelated to each other)

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        Burt that was good, it made me laugh again

        Shirley
        Diagnosed 2003
        Myectomy 2-23-2004
        Husband: Ken
        Son: John diagnosed 2004
        Daughter: Janet (free of HCM)

        Grandchildren: Drew 15,Aaron 13,Karen 9,Connor 9

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