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  • Lisa Salberg
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    Re: Getting into Heaven

    Ok that one was dark...funny but dark

    Lisa

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  • Burton Borrok
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    Getting into Heaven

    If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?" I asked the children in my Sunday school class. "NO!" the children all answered.

    "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into heaven?" Again the answer was, "NO!"

    "Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children and loved my wife, would that get me into heaven?" I asked them again. Once more they all answered, "NO!" Well," I continued, thinking they were a good bit more theologically sophisticated than I had given them credit for, "then how can I get into heaven?"

    A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"

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