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    A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
    If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
    Women's Restroom, Little Palms Restaurant, Miami, FL

    Friends don't let friends take home ugly men
    Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

    Beauty is only a light switch away.
    Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC

    If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life,
    then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
    Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC

    Remember, it's not, "How high are you?"
    it's "Hi, how are you?"
    Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia

    Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
    The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LO

    No matter how good she looks, some other guy
    is sick and tired of putting up with her.
    Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC

    At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry.
    Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ

    It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
    Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, AZ

    Make love, not war. - ****, do both, GET MARRIED!
    Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT!

    Express Lane: Five beers or less
    Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ

    You're too good for him.
    Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA.

    No wonder you always go home alone.
    Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA

    ~~~ and my favorite, and most realistic one ~~~

    If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
    Revolution Books, New York, New York.

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    Re: Restroom Humor

    Yet again a good posting!

    Knowledge is power ... Stay informed!
    YOU can make a difference - all you have to do is try!

    Dx age 12 current age 46 and counting!
    lost: 5 family members to HCM (SCD, Stroke, CHF)
    Others diagnosed living with HCM (or gene +) include - daughter, niece, nephew, cousin, sister and many many friends!
    Therapy - ICD (implanted 97, 01, 04 and 11, medication
    Currently not obstructed
    Complications - unnecessary pacemaker and stroke (unrelated to each other)


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