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    -- Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
    -- A backward poet writes inverse.
    -- A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
    -- Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
    -- Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
    -- Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
    -- A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
    -- A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
    -- Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
    -- Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
    -- Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
    -- Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
    -- When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
    -- A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
    -- What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)
    -- Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
    -- In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
    -- She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
    -- A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
    -- If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
    -- With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
    -- When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
    -- The man who fell into an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
    -- You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
    -- Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
    -- He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
    -- Every calendar's days are numbered.
    -- A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.
    -- A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
    -- He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
    -- A plateau is a high form of flattery.
    -- A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
    -- Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
    -- Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
    -- Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
    -- Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
    -- Acupuncture is a jab well done.

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    Re: Groaners

    My vote is for- A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large

    Lisa
    Knowledge is power ... Stay informed!
    YOU can make a difference - all you have to do is try!

    Dx age 12 current age 46 and counting!
    lost: 5 family members to HCM (SCD, Stroke, CHF)
    Others diagnosed living with HCM (or gene +) include - daughter, niece, nephew, cousin, sister and many many friends!
    Therapy - ICD (implanted 97, 01, 04 and 11, medication
    Currently not obstructed
    Complications - unnecessary pacemaker and stroke (unrelated to each other)

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