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    Q: Name the four seasons?
    A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
    Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink?
    A: Flirtation makes water safe because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
    Q: How is dew formed?
    A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
    Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
    A: Keep it in the cow.
    Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
    A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and Moon. All waters tend to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
    Q: What are steroids?
    A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
    Q: What happens to your body as it ages?
    A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
    Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
    A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
    Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes?
    A: Premature death.
    Q: What is artificial insemination?
    A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.
    Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (eg abdomen)
    A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A,E,I,O,U.
    Q: What is the fibula?
    A: A small lie.
    Q: What doea varicose mean?
    A: Very close.
    Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean Section'
    A: The Caesaren Section is a district in Rome.
    Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?
    A Benign is what you will be after eight.
    Every great thing that has ever happened since the beginning of time has started as a single thought in someones mind.
    So if you are capable of thought then you are capable of great things
    Good luck and stay well.
    Glen

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    Re: Real answers given by children

    Ya gotta love Glen and his jokes!
    10 points for that one!

    Lisa
    Knowledge is power ... Stay informed!
    YOU can make a difference - all you have to do is try!

    Dx age 12 current age 46 and counting!
    lost: 5 family members to HCM (SCD, Stroke, CHF)
    Others diagnosed living with HCM (or gene +) include - daughter, niece, nephew, cousin, sister and many many friends!
    Therapy - ICD (implanted 97, 01, 04 and 11, medication
    Currently not obstructed
    Complications - unnecessary pacemaker and stroke (unrelated to each other)

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      Re: Real answers given by children

      Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
      A: Keep it in the cow.

      A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and Moon. All waters tend to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

      Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean Section'
      A: The Caesaren Section is a district in Rome.


      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Loved those.

      ~Deedee
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      Murmur detected in childhood (3rd gen, 3 clear siblings)
      Chronic dyspnea, dizziness & palpitations (21+)
      Echocardiogram showing 3X thicknesses 2000
      Cardiac CT 2009 no significant obstruction or plaque (Yay!)
      Cardiac MRI 2010 showing septal scarring (Boo!)
      Verapamil 280mg a day (metoprolol starved extremities)
      ICD MAR 2010 - Canadian Trials St. Jude FORTIFY

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