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In Tennessee, a guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for
Sale."
>
> He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The
> guy goes into the backyard and sees a black Lab just sitting there.
>
> "You talk?" he asks.
>
> "Yep," the Lab replies.
>
> "So, what's your story?"
>
> The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and
I
> wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no
> time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with
> spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be
> eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running.
> The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any
> younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the
airport
> to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious
> characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there
and
> was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm
> just retired."
>
> The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for
the
> dog. The owner says, "Ten dollars."
>
> The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him, so
> cheap?"
>
> The owner replies, "He's a liar. He didn't do any of that ****."
>
Sale."
>
> He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The
> guy goes into the backyard and sees a black Lab just sitting there.
>
> "You talk?" he asks.
>
> "Yep," the Lab replies.
>
> "So, what's your story?"
>
> The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and
I
> wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no
> time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with
> spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be
> eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running.
> The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any
> younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the
airport
> to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious
> characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there
and
> was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm
> just retired."
>
> The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for
the
> dog. The owner says, "Ten dollars."
>
> The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him, so
> cheap?"
>
> The owner replies, "He's a liar. He didn't do any of that ****."
>
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