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  • Talking Dog

    In Tennessee, a guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for
    Sale."
    >
    > He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The
    > guy goes into the backyard and sees a black Lab just sitting there.
    >
    > "You talk?" he asks.
    >
    > "Yep," the Lab replies.
    >
    > "So, what's your story?"
    >
    > The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and
    I
    > wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no
    > time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with
    > spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be
    > eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running.
    > The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any
    > younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the
    airport
    > to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious
    > characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there
    and
    > was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm
    > just retired."
    >
    > The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for
    the
    > dog. The owner says, "Ten dollars."
    >
    > The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him, so
    > cheap?"
    >
    > The owner replies, "He's a liar. He didn't do any of that ****."
    >
    \"We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.\"
    Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

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    Re: Talking Dog

    OOOPS,
    Sorry I just copied and pasted the joke and realized I forgot to edit. came back to do so and saw someone had edited for me. Again sorry for the bad word.
    Joyce L.
    \"We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.\"
    Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

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    • #3
      Re: Talking Dog

      bad word or not, it's still a cute story!

      Thanks for sharing!

      sb

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