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You Can’t Teach an Old Dog to Fly


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  • You Can’t Teach an Old Dog to Fly

    A woman once called an airline customer service desk asking if she could take her big Dalmatian on board.

    “Sure,” the customer service agent said, “as long as you provide your own large dog crate.” The customer agent further explained that it needs to be big enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over.

    The customer was flummoxed: “I’ll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!”

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