A man was walking from his home to a convenience store, on his way he had to pass by an old age home.
Out on the front lawn he sees 6 old ladies laying there stark naked.
He thought that strange but passed by and went to the store.
On his way back, again he sees the 6 old ladies laying there stark naked.
Now intrigued he goes inside and talks to the manager of the home.
He says do you realize you have 6 old ladies laying stark naked on your front lawn.
Why yes he says, they're all retired hookers and they're having a yard sale.