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  • Gonna be a Bear (for the women)

    In this life I'm a women, in my next life I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months.
    I could deal with that.
    Before you hibernate, you're suppose to eat yourself stupid, I could deal with that too.
    When your a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to a partially grown, cute cuddly cub. I could definetly deal with that.
    If you're mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cub gets out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
    If you're a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling. He expects that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
    Yup, gonna be a bear!
    Every great thing that has ever happened since the beginning of time has started as a single thought in someones mind.
    So if you are capable of thought then you are capable of great things
    Good luck and stay well.
    Glen

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