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God, New Jersey and all the rain!


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  • God, New Jersey and all the rain!

    The Lord came to Noah, in New Jersey, in the year 2003. Earth was wicked and over-populated. The Lord instructed Noah to build another Ark and save two of every living thing along with a few good humans. "Here's the blue print." said the Lord. "Hurry - in six months I start the unending rain for 40 day and 40 nights."
    Six months later the rain started. The Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his flooded yard-and no Ark. "Noah", He roared," Where is the Ark?"
    "Forgive me, Lord”, begged Noah,” Things have changed. I needed a building permit. I've been arguing with the inspector about the need for a sprinkler system. My neighbors claim that I have violated the neighborhood zoning laws by building the Ark in my yard and the height limitation being exceeded. We had to go to the Development Appeal Board for a decision."
    "Then the DMV and Road Department wanted a bond posted for the future costs of moving power, transport and other overhead obstructions, to clear the passage for the Ark's move to the sea. I argued the sea would be coming to us, but they would hear nothing of this."
    "Getting the wood was another problem. There's a ban on cutting local trees in order to not harm the bears. I tried to convince the environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the bears. No go! I gathered the animals, but then, an Animal Rights Group sued me. They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will. As well, they argued the accommodation was too restrictive and it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in so confined a space."
    "The DEP decided that I could not build the Ark without filing an environmental impact statement on your proposed flood.
    I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Rainbow Coalition on how many minorities I'm supposed to hire for my building crew. The unions want me to hire only Union members with Ark building experience."
    "To make matters worse, Customs and The IRS seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally as well as with endangered species."
    "So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least ten years to finish this Ark."
    Suddenly the skies cleared and the sun began to shine. A rainbow stretched across the sky. Noah looked up in wonder. "You mean you're not going to destroy the world?" he asked.
    "No" sayeth the Lord. "Your Government beat me to it."

    This one was from Adam...not me
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    YOU can make a difference - all you have to do is try!

    Dx age 12 current age 46 and counting!
    lost: 5 family members to HCM (SCD, Stroke, CHF)
    Others diagnosed living with HCM (or gene +) include - daughter, niece, nephew, cousin, sister and many many friends!
    Therapy - ICD (implanted 97, 01, 04 and 11, medication
    Currently not obstructed
    Complications - unnecessary pacemaker and stroke (unrelated to each other)

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