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    Minnesota Humor

    One day, a man walked into the produce section of
    his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head
    of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him
    that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man
    was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter. Walking into
    the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some jerk out there wants to
    buy only half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to
    find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "and this gentleman
    wants to buy the other half." The manager approved the deal and the man went
    on his way. Later the manager found the boy and said "I was impressed with
    the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who
    think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?" "Minnesota, sir," the
    boy replied. "Well, why did you leave Minnesota," the manager asked. The
    boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores
    and hockey players up there." "Really!" said the manager. "My wife
    is from Minnesota!" The boy replied, "No kidding?
    What team did she play for?"
    Reenie

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    Husband has HCM.
    3 kids - ages 23, 21, & 19. All presently clear of HCM.

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