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- Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything, but you still can't help to smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
- Health nuts are going to feel stupid some day, lying in hospitals and dying of nothing.
- The other night I ate at a real family restaurant, every table had an argument going.
- According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a women is their eyes, and womwn say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.
- All of us could take a lesson from the weather, it pays no attention to criticism.
- In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird so people take Prozac to make it normal.
- How is it, one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire.
- Health nuts are going to feel stupid some day, lying in hospitals and dying of nothing.
- The other night I ate at a real family restaurant, every table had an argument going.
- According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a women is their eyes, and womwn say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.
- All of us could take a lesson from the weather, it pays no attention to criticism.
- In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird so people take Prozac to make it normal.
- How is it, one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire.
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