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    A drunk walks down the street with a key in his hand and is staggering back and forth.
    A cop on the beat sees him and aproaches "Can I help you sir"
    "Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
    The cop asks, "Where was your car last time you saw it"
    "It wasss on the end thisshh key" the man replies.
    Just then the cop looks down and sees the man hanging out of his fly for the whole world to see.
    "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
    Momentarily confudsed, the drunk looks down and without missing a beat, blurts out.
    "OH NOOOOO.... THEY GOT MY GIRLFRIEND, TOO"
    Every great thing that has ever happened since the beginning of time has started as a single thought in someones mind.
    So if you are capable of thought then you are capable of great things
    Good luck and stay well.
    Glen

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    I'm going to have to share this one!!
    Reenie

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    Husband has HCM.
    3 kids - ages 23, 21, & 19. All presently clear of HCM.

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    • #3
      You know that Lisa gave me the power to moderate this forum to keep things in good taste and stuff. It's lucky for you Glen that I don't HAVE good taste!
      Lisa\'s favorite (and smarter) big brother.

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      • #4
        Larry... that is an understatement.
        Glen... you are at the line..but stayed clear of the point of going over the line...yes it was funny...and I think I saw this guy in Key West last week!
        Knowledge is power ... Stay informed!
        YOU can make a difference - all you have to do is try!

        Dx age 12 current age 46 and counting!
        lost: 5 family members to HCM (SCD, Stroke, CHF)
        Others diagnosed living with HCM (or gene +) include - daughter, niece, nephew, cousin, sister and many many friends!
        Therapy - ICD (implanted 97, 01, 04 and 11, medication
        Currently not obstructed
        Complications - unnecessary pacemaker and stroke (unrelated to each other)

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        • #5
          I know this is no place for Raunchy, but I died laughing when I saw this one and I figured it was still within bounds.
          By the way what kind of places did you go to in Florida to see this guy?? :P
          Every great thing that has ever happened since the beginning of time has started as a single thought in someones mind.
          So if you are capable of thought then you are capable of great things
          Good luck and stay well.
          Glen

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          • #6
            Key West...they have ALL KINDS there!
            Knowledge is power ... Stay informed!
            YOU can make a difference - all you have to do is try!

            Dx age 12 current age 46 and counting!
            lost: 5 family members to HCM (SCD, Stroke, CHF)
            Others diagnosed living with HCM (or gene +) include - daughter, niece, nephew, cousin, sister and many many friends!
            Therapy - ICD (implanted 97, 01, 04 and 11, medication
            Currently not obstructed
            Complications - unnecessary pacemaker and stroke (unrelated to each other)

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