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  • The Dead Rabbit

    A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the
    middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.

    Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.

    A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying n the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong? "I feel terrible, "he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."

    The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray
    can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down and sprays the
    contents onto the rabbit.

    The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down
    the road.

    Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops
    down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet,
    turns and waves and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops
    off out of sight.

    The man is astonished.

    He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did
    you spray on that rabbit?"

    The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.

    It says, Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave.
    HOCM, Septal Myectomy 10/02 (Mayo Clinic), Medtronic ICD 10/07, TIA 10/07

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    Dolly, I love that one. Thanks for sharing!

    Reenie
    Reenie

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    Husband has HCM.
    3 kids - ages 23, 21, & 19. All presently clear of HCM.

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    • #3
      OH my....
      That was so bad it was good!
      Knowledge is power ... Stay informed!
      YOU can make a difference - all you have to do is try!

      Dx age 12 current age 46 and counting!
      lost: 5 family members to HCM (SCD, Stroke, CHF)
      Others diagnosed living with HCM (or gene +) include - daughter, niece, nephew, cousin, sister and many many friends!
      Therapy - ICD (implanted 97, 01, 04 and 11, medication
      Currently not obstructed
      Complications - unnecessary pacemaker and stroke (unrelated to each other)

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