I'll do anything for $20

[Larry]

Well then, in the intrest of equal time:

An attractive young woman is sitting at a bar, when she is approached by a well dressed middle aged man. The man strikes up a conversation with the young woman, and after a short time they seem to be hitting it off rather well when the man says" I'm just going to cut to the chase here, would you be willing to sleep with me for a million dollars?" After the young women looked the man over and decided to her satisfaction that he had that kind of money to throw around, she answered him by saying" Yes, you bet I would!" The man then said to the young women "Ok then, would you sleep with me for one hundred dollars?" At that suggestion, the young women became visably upset and slapped the man across the face and exclaimed "What kind of girl do you think I am?!" To which the man replied "We have already established that, we are now simply negotiating the price."

[Lisa Salberg]

You know that is something I would do!

[Reenie]

A woman was sitting at a bar, enjoying an after work
cocktail with her girlfriends, when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

The young man noticed her overly attentive stare and
walked directly toward her. Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and
whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20---on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The young man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment,
then slowly removed from her purse a $20 bill, which she
pressed into the young man's hand, along with her address.

She looked deeply into his eyes and slowly, meaningfully
whispered ... "Clean my house."