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They Misunderestimated Me!


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  • They Misunderestimated Me!

    George Bush and Dick Cheney are enjoying a lunch at a fancy Washington
    restaurant. The waitress approaches their table to take their order, she
    is young and very attractive. She asks Cheney what he wants, and he
    "I'll have the heart-healthy salad."
    "Very good, sir," she replies, and turning to Bush she Asks, "And what do
    you want, Mr. President?"
    Bush answers, "How about a quickie?" Taken back, the waitress slaps him and says, "I'm shocked and disappointed
    in you. I thought you were bringing in a new administration that was
    committed to high principles and morality. I'm sorry I voted for you."
    With that, the waitress departed in a huff. Cheney leans over to Bush, and says, "Mr. President, I believe that's
    pronounced 'quiche.'"

  • #2
    Lynn, that's a good one! Thanks for the laugh.


    Husband has HCM.
    3 kids - ages 23, 21, & 19. All presently clear of HCM.


    • #3
      10 point for that one and an extra 10 points for useing an ICD patient in the JOKE!
      You all know Cheney has a Medtronic Gem3 - -

      Knowledge is power ... Stay informed!
      YOU can make a difference - all you have to do is try!

      Dx age 12 current age 46 and counting!
      lost: 5 family members to HCM (SCD, Stroke, CHF)
      Others diagnosed living with HCM (or gene +) include - daughter, niece, nephew, cousin, sister and many many friends!
      Therapy - ICD (implanted 97, 01, 04 and 11, medication
      Currently not obstructed
      Complications - unnecessary pacemaker and stroke (unrelated to each other)


      • #4
        yes that is correct he has a gem 3 just like mine ,but i had mine first!!
        Allways remember you cannot control the wind!!
        However you can adjust your sails!!


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