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  • Touche ...Ladies

    You knew there would have to be a reply!
    Men
    Your *** is never a factor in a job interview
    Your last name stays put
    The garage is all yours
    Wedding plans take care of themselves
    You can were a white shirt to a water park
    Chocolate is just another snack
    Same work...more pay
    Wrinkles add character
    Evening dress $2000, Tux rental $100
    People never glance at your chest when your talking to them
    One mood, all the time
    You can go to a public toilet without a support group
    You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
    Three pairs of shoes are more than enough
    You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me"
    You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift
    You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache
    You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes
    The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades
    One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons
    Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives on December 24th, in 45 minutes
    Every great thing that has ever happened since the beginning of time has started as a single thought in someones mind.
    So if you are capable of thought then you are capable of great things
    Good luck and stay well.
    Glen

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    Yeh and your point is???
    Lisa
    Knowledge is power ... Stay informed!
    YOU can make a difference - all you have to do is try!

    Dx age 12 current age 46 and counting!
    lost: 5 family members to HCM (SCD, Stroke, CHF)
    Others diagnosed living with HCM (or gene +) include - daughter, niece, nephew, cousin, sister and many many friends!
    Therapy - ICD (implanted 97, 01, 04 and 11, medication
    Currently not obstructed
    Complications - unnecessary pacemaker and stroke (unrelated to each other)

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    • #3
      I knew that I liked this Glen guy.
      Lisa\'s favorite (and smarter) big brother.

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      • #4
        Glen,

        You forgot....

        We can open our own jars,
        We never have to shave below the neck, and
        If we go to a party and someone is wearing the same outfit, we have made a friend for life!

        Bob
        Cleveland Myectomy Crew
        Member since November 2002

        \"Chance favors the prepared mind!\"

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