If this is your first visit, be sure to check out the FAQ in HCMA Announcements. You may have to register before you can post: click the register link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. Your Participation in this message board is strictly voluntary. Information and comments on the message board do not necessarily reflect the feelings, opinions, or positions of the Hypertrophic Cardiomyopathy Association. At no time should participants to this board substitute information within for individual medical advice. The Hypertrophic Cardiomyopathy Association shall not be liable for any information provided herein. All participants in this board should conduct themselves in a professional and respectful manner. Failure to do so will result in suspension or termination. The moderators of the message board working with the HCMA will be responsible for notifying participants if they have violated the rules of conduct for the board. Moderators or HCMA staff may edit any post to ensure it conforms with the rules of the board or may delete it. This community is welcoming to all those with HCM we ask that you remember each user comes to the board with information and a point of view that may differ from that which you hold, respect is critical, please post respectfully. Thank you


No announcement yet.

Marriage Joke


About the Author


Philipk02 An when it comes to the body politic, I dislike politician's that are liars and hypocritical. The Second Amendment should be a carry permit AND THE FIRST AMENDMENT PRIME. Find out more about Philipk02
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Marriage Joke

    Dear All;

    My friend is about to get married and I told him a joke that an old friend told me awhile ago. Marriage is like a three ring circus. First you get the engagement ring, than comes the wedding ring, and than the suffering.

  • #2
    Re: Marriage Joke

    I'm embarrassed to admit that my wife had to explain your joke to me. She also informed me that for the last 26 years, there has NOT been any suffer-ring. Like many men out there, I usually "get the last word in" on every discussion we have, so I said, "yes, dear, you are right, there hasn't been any suffer-ring"!
    A/V Heart Block 2009
    Permanent Pacer 2009
    Dx non-obs HCM CCF 2011
    CRT-D 2011
    Listed for H/T UAB 2011
    Dx Cardiac Sarcoidosis 2012
    Heart Transplant UAB 2012


    • #3
      Re: Marriage Joke

      SteveinMadisonAL - Of course theres been no suffering in your marriage your reply to your wife had those 5 magic words, "yes, dear, you are right"

      As I'm newly single again, I often say the only ring I'm buying a girl is a Nuva-ring®
      Diagnosed @ 48
      Saw Dr. Michael Debakey @ age 5 - "He's fine, just a little noisy"
      Father to 3 boys 22, 25, 29 (all currently clear - pending genetics)
      AICD - Valentines Day '08, Spark Plug replaced 11/14
      After much research, I had a Myectomy @ Mayo for my 50th Birthday '08
      Quietly going insane . . .


      • #4
        Re: Marriage Joke

        Marriage is so good..... I'm on number three