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  • Another Joke of the Day

    I was traveling through a small Southern town when I spotted a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent.

    One small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. I was totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation.

    At a "Quick Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You darn Yankees never do read the Bible!"

    I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible.

    She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled thru some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in my face she said, "See, it says right here, "The three wise men came from afar'."
    Reenie

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    Husband has HCM.
    3 kids - ages 23, 21, & 19. All presently clear of HCM.

  • #2
    Oh that was BAD :P

    Lisa
    Knowledge is power ... Stay informed!
    YOU can make a difference - all you have to do is try!

    Dx age 12 current age 46 and counting!
    lost: 5 family members to HCM (SCD, Stroke, CHF)
    Others diagnosed living with HCM (or gene +) include - daughter, niece, nephew, cousin, sister and many many friends!
    Therapy - ICD (implanted 97, 01, 04 and 11, medication
    Currently not obstructed
    Complications - unnecessary pacemaker and stroke (unrelated to each other)

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    • #3
      Welcome to the club of bad jokes.
      Every great thing that has ever happened since the beginning of time has started as a single thought in someones mind.
      So if you are capable of thought then you are capable of great things
      Good luck and stay well.
      Glen

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      • #4
        Here's another one...

        Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a
        while they got to know each other so well, they
        decided to get married.

        One broom was, of course, the bride broom. The other
        the groom broom.

        The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white
        dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his
        tuxedo.

        The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the
        wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said
        to the groom-broom "I think I am going to have a
        little whisk broom!!!"

        "IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.
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        Are you ready for this!!?
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        Brace yourself; this is going to hurt...
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        Really bad...
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        "WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER"
        Reenie

        ****************
        Husband has HCM.
        3 kids - ages 23, 21, & 19. All presently clear of HCM.

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        • #5
          That one needs to be swept under the carpet.
          Every great thing that has ever happened since the beginning of time has started as a single thought in someones mind.
          So if you are capable of thought then you are capable of great things
          Good luck and stay well.
          Glen

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          • #6
            HaHaHa
            Reenie

            ****************
            Husband has HCM.
            3 kids - ages 23, 21, & 19. All presently clear of HCM.

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            • #7
              BAD...very very bad :P
              HA HA HA
              Knowledge is power ... Stay informed!
              YOU can make a difference - all you have to do is try!

              Dx age 12 current age 46 and counting!
              lost: 5 family members to HCM (SCD, Stroke, CHF)
              Others diagnosed living with HCM (or gene +) include - daughter, niece, nephew, cousin, sister and many many friends!
              Therapy - ICD (implanted 97, 01, 04 and 11, medication
              Currently not obstructed
              Complications - unnecessary pacemaker and stroke (unrelated to each other)

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