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    Got to try and make up for the bad joke yesterday.
    Two friends go hunting and one has a bad accident, the other calls 911.
    The 911 operator answers: 911 whats your emergency?
    Distraught hunter: My friends had a terrible accident, I think he's dead, what should I do??
    911 operator: Calm down, the 1st thing you need to do is make sure he really is dead.
    There's a short pause and then two gun shots, the hunter returns to the phone.
    What Next?
    Every great thing that has ever happened since the beginning of time has started as a single thought in someones mind.
    So if you are capable of thought then you are capable of great things
    Good luck and stay well.
    Glen

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    Did you know that won a contest for the "best worst joke" - not kidding!
    Knowledge is power ... Stay informed!
    YOU can make a difference - all you have to do is try!

    Dx age 12 current age 46 and counting!
    lost: 5 family members to HCM (SCD, Stroke, CHF)
    Others diagnosed living with HCM (or gene +) include - daughter, niece, nephew, cousin, sister and many many friends!
    Therapy - ICD (implanted 97, 01, 04 and 11, medication
    Currently not obstructed
    Complications - unnecessary pacemaker and stroke (unrelated to each other)

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    • #3
      So what your saying, it's still a bad joke, just the best of the bad joke.
      I'm improving.
      Actually I heard that on a radio show and they did say it was voted the best of the worst.
      Every great thing that has ever happened since the beginning of time has started as a single thought in someones mind.
      So if you are capable of thought then you are capable of great things
      Good luck and stay well.
      Glen

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      • #4
        OK, how about this hunters joke...

        A hunter was stalking through the woods when he came upon a very beautiful naked woman sitting on a rock. Excited, he asked "Are you Game?"

        With a twinkle in her eye she replied "Of course!"

        So he shot her!


        Bob
        Cleveland Myectomy Crew
        Member since November 2002

        \"Chance favors the prepared mind!\"

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        • #5

          OK I laughed at that one I will admit it!
          Knowledge is power ... Stay informed!
          YOU can make a difference - all you have to do is try!

          Dx age 12 current age 46 and counting!
          lost: 5 family members to HCM (SCD, Stroke, CHF)
          Others diagnosed living with HCM (or gene +) include - daughter, niece, nephew, cousin, sister and many many friends!
          Therapy - ICD (implanted 97, 01, 04 and 11, medication
          Currently not obstructed
          Complications - unnecessary pacemaker and stroke (unrelated to each other)

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