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    ALittle Humor 2

    An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admireing all that the "accident of evolution" had created. What majestic trees! what powerful Rivers! what beautiful animals he said to himself.
    As he walked along side the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7 ft grizzly bear charge him.
    He ran as fast as he could up the path . he looked over his shoulder and saw tahe bear was even closer.He ran even faster , he was so scared tears were coming to his eyes. he looked over his shoulder again and the bear was even closer. His heart was pumping frantically as he tried to run even faster.
    He tripped and fell to the ground. he rolled over and tried to pick himself up and but saw the bear ,right on top of himreaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.
    At that moment the atheist cried out "Oh my God!" Time stopped. the bear was froze. Even the river stopped flowing.
    As a bright light shone upon the man , a voice came out of the sky,"you deny my existence for all of these years,teach others I dont existand even credit creation to a cosmic accident. do you expect me to help you out of this predicament ?Am I to count you as a believer?"
    The atheist looked directly into the light . "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now but perhaps you could make the bear a Christian?"
    "Very well," The voice said
    The light went out .The river flowed, and the sounds of the forest returned. and the bear dropped hisright paw ,brought both paws together bowed his head and spoke. "LORD FOR THIS FOOD WHICH I AM ABOUT TO RECIEVE I AM TRULY THANKFUL AMEN."



    Maybe this should be in the joke section but I think it fits here too
    Allways remember you cannot control the wind!!
    However you can adjust your sails!!
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    Rich,

    I really like this one! Thanks.

    Reenie
    Reenie

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    Husband has HCM.
    3 kids - ages 23, 21, & 19. All presently clear of HCM.

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    • #3
      joke

      this is cracking me up, I love it, Thanks
      Lisa R.

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      • #4
        OK that was very cute... you should post it on the time to laugh board!
        Lisa
        Knowledge is power ... Stay informed!
        YOU can make a difference - all you have to do is try!

        Dx age 12 current age 46 and counting!
        lost: 5 family members to HCM (SCD, Stroke, CHF)
        Others diagnosed living with HCM (or gene +) include - daughter, niece, nephew, cousin, sister and many many friends!
        Therapy - ICD (implanted 97, 01, 04 and 11, medication
        Currently not obstructed
        Complications - unnecessary pacemaker and stroke (unrelated to each other)

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        • #5
          Rich good one,
          Every great thing that has ever happened since the beginning of time has started as a single thought in someones mind.
          So if you are capable of thought then you are capable of great things
          Good luck and stay well.
          Glen

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          • #6
            Reminds me of the two men who came upon a grizzly and one of them said "Run" the other said "we can't outrun him" first man says I don't have to outrun him, I just have to outrun you.

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            • #7
              It also reminds me of the story about the park ranger who is giving a safety lesson to hikers about to hike in bear country. The ranger tells the hikers that they should wear little silver bells to make noise while hiking so as to let the bears know they are coming, and to bring a can of pepper spray to fend off any bears that get to close. The ranger went on to explain that was important to know if you were in the domain of either a black bear or a grizzly bear. One method that the ranger instructed the students on was to examine any bear dung you may encounter on your hike. He went on to explain that black bear dung was of a particular size and often contained berries and the fur of small mammals. When one of the students in the class asked how the grizzly bear dung could be indentified , the ranger explained that grizzly bear dung was larger, smelled like pepper spray and often had little silver bells in it.
              Lisa\'s favorite (and smarter) big brother.

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