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[sometimes you have to laugh...]
Author: Lisa Salberg (208.47.172.---)
Date: 06-25-02 10:33
Read it...its worth it..
Lisa
In the beginning...there was darkness.
>
> And God populated the earth with broccoli and
> cauliflower and spinach,
> green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and
> Woman would
> live long and healthy lives.
> And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought
> forth the 99-cent
> double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man, "You want
> fries with
> that?" And
> Man said, "Super size them." And Man gained pounds.
>
> And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might
> keep her figure
> that man found so fair.
> And Satan froze the yogurt, and he brought forth
> chocolate, nuts and
> brightly colored sprinkle candy to put on the yogurt.
> And woman gained
> pounds.
>
> And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad."
> And Satan brought forth creamy dressings, bacon bits,
> and shredded
> cheese,
> then of course there was ice cream for dessert. And
> woman gained
> pounds.
>
> And God said, "I have sent your heart healthy
> vegetables and olive oil
> with which to cook them."
> And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak so big it
> needed its own
> platter. And Man gained pounds, and his bad
> cholesterol went through
> the
> roof.
>
> And God brought forth running shoes, and Man resolved
> to lose those
> extra pounds.
> And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control
> so Man would not
> have
> to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2.
> And Man gained
> pounds.
>
> And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil."
> And God brought
> forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and
> brimming with
> nutrition.
> And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the
> starchy center
> into
> chips and deep-fat fried them. And he created sour
> cream dip also.
> And so Man clutched his remote control and ate the
> potato chips
> swaddled in
> cholesterol. And Satan saw and said, "It is good."
> And Man went into
> cardiac arrest.
>
> And God sighed and created quadruple bypass
> surgery.....
>
> And Satan created HMOs. . .
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[Re: sometimes you have to laugh...]
Author: Jerry Salzman (---.treas.gov)
Date: 06-25-02 12:10
Lisa,
EXCELLENT! I just wish I wasn't stuck with the HMO!
Jerry
Author: Lisa Salberg (208.47.172.---)
Date: 06-25-02 10:33
Read it...its worth it..
Lisa
In the beginning...there was darkness.
>
> And God populated the earth with broccoli and
> cauliflower and spinach,
> green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and
> Woman would
> live long and healthy lives.
> And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought
> forth the 99-cent
> double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man, "You want
> fries with
> that?" And
> Man said, "Super size them." And Man gained pounds.
>
> And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might
> keep her figure
> that man found so fair.
> And Satan froze the yogurt, and he brought forth
> chocolate, nuts and
> brightly colored sprinkle candy to put on the yogurt.
> And woman gained
> pounds.
>
> And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad."
> And Satan brought forth creamy dressings, bacon bits,
> and shredded
> cheese,
> then of course there was ice cream for dessert. And
> woman gained
> pounds.
>
> And God said, "I have sent your heart healthy
> vegetables and olive oil
> with which to cook them."
> And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak so big it
> needed its own
> platter. And Man gained pounds, and his bad
> cholesterol went through
> the
> roof.
>
> And God brought forth running shoes, and Man resolved
> to lose those
> extra pounds.
> And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control
> so Man would not
> have
> to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2.
> And Man gained
> pounds.
>
> And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil."
> And God brought
> forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and
> brimming with
> nutrition.
> And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the
> starchy center
> into
> chips and deep-fat fried them. And he created sour
> cream dip also.
> And so Man clutched his remote control and ate the
> potato chips
> swaddled in
> cholesterol. And Satan saw and said, "It is good."
> And Man went into
> cardiac arrest.
>
> And God sighed and created quadruple bypass
> surgery.....
>
> And Satan created HMOs. . .
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
[Re: sometimes you have to laugh...]
Author: Jerry Salzman (---.treas.gov)
Date: 06-25-02 12:10
Lisa,
EXCELLENT! I just wish I wasn't stuck with the HMO!
Jerry