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    [sometimes you have to laugh...]

    Author: Lisa Salberg (208.47.172.---)

    Date: 06-25-02 10:33

    Read it...its worth it..


    In the beginning...there was darkness.


    > And God populated the earth with broccoli and

    > cauliflower and spinach,

    > green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and

    > Woman would

    > live long and healthy lives.

    > And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought

    > forth the 99-cent

    > double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man, "You want

    > fries with

    > that?" And

    > Man said, "Super size them." And Man gained pounds.


    > And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might

    > keep her figure

    > that man found so fair.

    > And Satan froze the yogurt, and he brought forth

    > chocolate, nuts and

    > brightly colored sprinkle candy to put on the yogurt.

    > And woman gained

    > pounds.


    > And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad."

    > And Satan brought forth creamy dressings, bacon bits,

    > and shredded

    > cheese,

    > then of course there was ice cream for dessert. And

    > woman gained

    > pounds.


    > And God said, "I have sent your heart healthy

    > vegetables and olive oil

    > with which to cook them."

    > And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak so big it

    > needed its own

    > platter. And Man gained pounds, and his bad

    > cholesterol went through

    > the

    > roof.


    > And God brought forth running shoes, and Man resolved

    > to lose those

    > extra pounds.

    > And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control

    > so Man would not

    > have

    > to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2.

    > And Man gained

    > pounds.


    > And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil."

    > And God brought

    > forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and

    > brimming with

    > nutrition.

    > And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the

    > starchy center

    > into

    > chips and deep-fat fried them. And he created sour

    > cream dip also.

    > And so Man clutched his remote control and ate the

    > potato chips

    > swaddled in

    > cholesterol. And Satan saw and said, "It is good."

    > And Man went into

    > cardiac arrest.


    > And God sighed and created quadruple bypass

    > surgery.....


    > And Satan created HMOs. . .


    [Re: sometimes you have to laugh...]

    Author: Jerry Salzman (---.treas.gov)

    Date: 06-25-02 12:10


    EXCELLENT! I just wish I wasn't stuck with the HMO!

    NOTE: This is a post from the previous forum message board.